Funny thought today in an aisle at the grocery store as this woman was barreling towards me:

"Jesus, this bitch is going to eat me!"

"JavaScript be used to create Dynamic HTML that allows the page to change based on events without the page having to download again."

WORD!

 

 

I forgot to convert the fonts to outlines before I exported everything to a jpeg, so please tell me if something looks wonky.  Wait, does that even matter?  

 beefed up the halftone effect and adjusted the color.  I like this, but it's still kind of stiff.  I gotta loosen up!

Sooo I'm working on this "project".  I'm re-imagining local atlanta indie coffee shop logos in a 50's style.  Click on this one to see the luscious halftone effects.  Also, I gotta toot my own horn about the black linework.  I drew a "bleedy", shaky line on a piece of watercolor paper with a thick micron, then scanned it and created a brush in illustrator with it.  

 
Click on it to see all the halftone photoshoppery.  

 

The other day I snagged the sketchbook mobile app for my fancypants ipod and have been having a blast NOT using it to it's full potential. It's been a great way for me to dash off hyper-fast doodles while I'm out and about, which helps to not only keep me drawing throughout the day, but since I'm usually pressed for time while I'm doing them, it helps keep me loose and I'm loving the freedom I get from doing these dumb, minimalist "sketches" throughout the day.  Have a look, won't you?

Here's the bottle of "energy" vitamin water I drank with my burrito yesterday. This looks nothing like the actual bottle but...whatever.
Here's a doodle I did while showing off the app to my coworker Michelle.  
Here's the fax machine in the back "office" at work.  Did this on my ten-minute break.
Here's something retarded I did while "Friends" was droning on tv.  
Here's my breakfast this morning.  Coffee and an everything bagel at Parkgrounds, an awesome little indie coffee shop just around the block from my apartment that also doubles as a dog park.  
Lunch at work.  A cup of water and a disgusting "egg" and "turkey bacon" "sandwich".  Uggh.  No wonder I feel like shit all the time.  

 If you're completely bored, you should click on this and read the ridiculous "copy" I wrote.  

 Last night at 8:30pm I was robbed at "gunpoint" while I was at work.  He didn't really point the gun at me, just kind of took it out and flashed it, but, anyway, I'm fine, just really aggravated and have a renewed commitment to transfer out of this store.  I'm so sick of having to clean up after junkies, deal with meth and crack heads, and GETTING FUCKING ROBBED AT GUNPOINT.  

Be on the lookout for a black guy, about 6 feet, wearing a white baseball cap and wearing at least one big flashy ring.  when he came in he was crazy jittery and nervous and I passed him off for just another crack head (which he probably is), but---just be aware.  

Also, fuck this fucking city.  

 

 

 

I'm not really doing that great on my new year's resolution.